Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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