You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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