just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I'm always down for nudity.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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