I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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