I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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