Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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