After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
