when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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