marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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