Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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