were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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