I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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