Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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