i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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