please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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