seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I want to be your penis for a week.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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