would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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