I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
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