Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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