You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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