i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Mom said you looked used
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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