did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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