whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Randomize
