i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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