Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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