i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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