I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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