the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Randomize
