I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Sorry about my life...
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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