I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Can you bring me the toilet please
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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