quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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