Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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