Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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