yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I understand Curling. That high.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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