redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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