I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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