he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
The feeling are messing with the penis
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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