my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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