I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Michael Bay diarrhea
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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