Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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