Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Randomize
