help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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