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that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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