I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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