just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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