You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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