Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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