absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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