I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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