Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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