I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I know her cup size but not her name....
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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