I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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