Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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