Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I have tasted many bathrooms
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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